belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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