please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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