Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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