I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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