id be glad to
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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