seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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