U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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