I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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