I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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