Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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