I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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