So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
