I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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