Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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