im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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