My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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