Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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