Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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