do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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