Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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