Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
home. puking in laundry basket.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
