All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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