well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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