quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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