I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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