but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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