do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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