we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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