Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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