Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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