Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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