She's JV to your varsity
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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