I just made out with a guy for $7.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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