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(601): View more from Mississippi

I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker

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(804): View more from Virginia

i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore

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(845): View more from New York

Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?

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(315): View more from New York

I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.

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(360): View more from Washington

You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I am too young to be this hungover

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Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?

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(540): View more from Virginia

pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.

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(209): View more from California

I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."

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