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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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