We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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