nut hugger
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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