How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
