Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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