it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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