What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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