He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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