Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I don't think brook has ever known best
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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