I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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