when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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