i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Everclear isn't food dammit
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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