pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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