I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.