Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car