I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism