if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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