ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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