Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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