it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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