If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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