We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
tell me about the fingering
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