Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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