I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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